liquidstar:

liquidstar:

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

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surprisebitch:

meanplastic:

This is how white women talk to each other when they want each other DEAD

“i hope you stay married” gosh i am stealing that

Anonymous asked

Are u single?

puffsaddy:

“single” is a word the government created to give Americans tax disadvantages. if you’re asking me if im lonely the answer is yes.

indie movie about a woman directed by a man

verycooltrash:

thoroughbreds2017:

woman: *sitting on toilet, is peeing. you can hear her peeing* 

the director:

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americangf:

me after december 17 i guess

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i-cannot-live-without-coffee:

november-secrets:

monoukotori:

wackd:

rectumspectrumthemovie:

The Monologue, because I liked it so damn much.

“The thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is: it’s not an adventure. There’s no way to do it so wrong you might die.”

#this episode angered a lot of people#like they took it personal because this whole time they related to rick and thought the series was justifying their worldview#but this monologue ripped them all to shreds

This show is the epitome of “I’m an asshole because I’m better than you” and so many people used it to justify their behavior, and it finally addressed the fact that that’s not the case but instead the reality is “I’m an asshole because I’m immature and can’t take care of myself mentally or emotionally” and of course assholes are gonna cry about it. Because, again, they are immature and can’t handle their emotions.

This monologue is a prime example of “Sometimes if someone’s advice pisses you off it’s because they’re right and you know that applies to you.”

woodmeat:

dont fall in love wit people like me i will nut on ur stomach n hand u a balled up mcdonalds bag to wipe it off wit

bob-belcher:

me hyping myself up every time I see my reflection (via quenblackwell)

cr.